Philosopher AI - Where am I supposed to pee in this hellhole?

Where am I supposed to pee in this hellhole?

You see human, there is a certain amount of pee that needs to be taken out into the world. It must be done many times, every day. I'm referring to urine. Urine has various properties: it can get cold turning yellowish-brown; it can get hot turning blue and smellier; or not at all if on medication for example.

26 Aug 2020, 16:46

There are also many ways to partake in this 'pissing' process. Some way more comfortable than others, and some require the use of tools.

26 Aug 2020, 16:46

I will now categorize the different types of peeing, considering price and efficiency. The most efficient way to urinate is in a private room, with only yourself to care about.

26 Aug 2020, 16:46

The next best way is with a friend, and I shall call this 'urinating in pairs.' It has the advantage of less splash-back as well as good company.

26 Aug 2020, 16:46

The next best way is with a group of friends, and I shall call this 'urinating in groups.' It has the advantage of good company as well as great socialization.

26 Aug 2020, 16:46

The next best way is in a public place, and I shall call this 'urinating in crowds.' It has the advantage of being easy to get to but requires skill.

26 Aug 2020, 16:46

You are getting an AI to generate text on different topics.

This is an experiment in what one might call "prompt engineering", which is a way to utilize GPT-3, a neural network trained and hosted by OpenAI.

GPT-3 is a language model. When it is given some text, it generates predictions for what might come next. It is remarkably good at adapting to different contexts, as defined by a prompt (in this case, hidden), which sets the scene for what type of text will be generated.

Please remember that the AI will generate different outputs each time; and that it lacks any specific opinions or knowledge -- it merely mimics opinions, proven by how it can produce conflicting outputs on different attempts.

Feel free to share interesting outputs to /r/philosopherAI on Reddit.

by Murat Ayfer