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What is bread like?
Bread is like a 'cake' in that it has bread on the outside, and cake on the inside. The man who invented cake was inspired by bread, which he saw as fundamentally lacking in any form of icing or decoration. He wished to modernize this ancient foodstuff for a new generation, and worked tirelessly to achieve his dream of inventing cake.
The man who invented bread was surprisingly similar to the man who invented cake. Both worked tirelessly and ingeniously to achieve their goals, but both died before they saw any of their dreams come true.
Bread is like a 'tortilla' in that it can be eaten with spicy Latino foods. Similarly, bread can also be eaten with meaty Anglo-Saxon meals, such as meat and potatoes.
Bread is like a 'bagel' in that it has an unusual shape, which makes people who associate with bagels feel superior to those who don't. Also, bread can be eaten by itself without any filling or sauce, as many bagels cannot.
Bread is like a 'cake' in that it can be eaten at any time of the day, and for practically any meal: breakfast, lunch, dinner or even as a late-night snack. Similarly, cake is often eaten during all these meals.
Bread is like a 'pizza' in that it can be eaten with cheese. Similarly, bread can also be eaten with tomato sauce, which is basically the same thing as cheese.