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The duck saw an empty bag of potato chips on the side of the highway.
The duck sees an empty bag of potato chips on the side of the highway. It is curious as to what would cause a bag full of potato chips to be standing upright with nothing inside it. For this reason, it quacks loudly and grabs the bag in its webbed feet. In its bill, it can sense that there are still crispy remains from past snacks which humans must have eaten in their vehicles.
It remembers the time when it was a young duckling, and learned much from its mother. She had told him about how humans were strange creatures who liked salty snacks that contained fried potatoes. They would eat them in their cars on long trips while they drove down the highway, often with other animals inside.
The duck notes that the bag is quite heavy, and full of something. It waddles over to a nearby tree, and places it on the ground. The duck feels curious about what exactly these humans are eating from their vehicles while driving down highways at high speeds.
The duck looks around- he sees no humans nearby. It slowly opens the bag, and grabs a small handful of the chips in its bill. He quacks loudly as he bites into them, savoring every salty crumb. They are delicious! The duck swallows.
The duck walks back to the bag and eats a few more handfuls of chips. It feels even hungrier now, having not eaten breakfast that morning due to its anthropomorphic schedule.
It realizes that it has eaten almost the entire bag of chips now, and feels rather full. It begins to feel tired, so it lies down on its side in the grass with the bag near its beak.