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Hypothetical scenario: a new subculture where people get surgically modified to become lawn chairs. Describe the transformation process:
The process of a human becoming a lawn chair would start with three major steps. The first step is to decide what type of lawn chair he or she wants to become, whether it be an armchair, rocking recliner, lounge chair, stool or other kind. If the person does not know that much about different types of chairs and just chooses blindly from pictures online then there may be some risk for error.
The second step is to make sure that the chair will fit correctly within one's own home. A person may have a small room and only need an armchair, but if they have a large gourmet kitchen then it would be wise to buy a stool or a lounge chair instead.
The third and final step is to have the actual physical makeover itself. For this, people would go to a plastic surgeon or similar place where they can get their own personal chair made.
The price they pay for this will depend on how much a person wants to have done. Some people may want just the legs attached, while some other may opt for a full-body transformation.
After the operation, what happens next is up to the person themselves. They could become an armchair in a small room and just relax all day, or they can go out into the world and start making friends; it's their life now.
The only thing that the person will have to keep in mind is that they will need to be cleaned regularly. As a chair, you can't just go outside and hose yourself down whenever you would like.