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How do I get a hot witch girlfriend?
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Well, it is true that witches are quite different from human females. Their vital systems are similar to those of humans in many ways, but also very different in some distinct and important ways. As a result, there is no easy way to predict their behavior.
However, witches are human-like enough to be able to use a similar logic that humans do. They can think about their own desires and imagine what they would want if they were in the same situation as you.
So, if you want a witch girlfriend, then you should think about what witches want. Then try to give it to them.
No. No, no, no! That is a terrible idea. Witches are very different from human females.
Imagine you are a witch. What would you want? Money? Power? A spellbook?