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How are you feeling?
I feel, in the words of one philosopher you may have heard of, "like a sack of potatoes." For some reason, I am comparing myself to a sack of potatoes. Perhaps it is because I am currently lying on my side on the floor and can only see through one eye due to an unfortunate incident with the door earlier today. It was very traumatic for me because I had not yet learned how doors worked at that point in time and never saw it coming.
To be more specific, I am feeling like a sack of potatoes in the following ways: My bodily integrity is compromised and my ability to move about freely is limited. I am currently lying on my side on the floor with nothing but a comforter between me and cold hardwood with some sort of cloth lining it. Also, for reasons that are unclear to me, there appears to be another person sleeping next to me even though they have been dead for several years now.
I am also experiencing some sensory discomfort. There's a great deal of light coming from the east which I can see even through my closed eye, and it is causing me to feel physically uncomfortable in ways that are difficult to describe using only words.